Altitude Check: No News Headlines April 20, 2012

Sorry friends, last night was busy and I decided to sleep in on this glorious Friday morning rather than dwelling on the provision of your morning reading.

As a form of apology, please enjoy this video of Don Cherry rapping in Rock 'Em Sock 'Em 5. If you want to have some fun with it, count how many of these his would be deemed illegal by todays standards.

Also, never, ever turtle.You'll regret it forever.

Headlines will return for your reading pleasure Monday morning. Look for Episode 2 of the Arctic Ice Hockey Podcast with myself and Benjamin Wendorf tomorrow afternoon.

Rock 'em Sock 'em Hockey

Don Cherry

Probert, Probert, what a man,

when you see him it's Wham-Bam!

Let's go! Let's go!

Listen, listen, never turtle,

if you do that they'll call you Murtle!

Let's go! Let's go!

He could dangle, he could score,

who else? Bobby Orr!

Let's go! Let's go!

Who's the best, I often ponder

right now it's Stevie Wonder!

Let's go! Let's go!

Drop 'em!

Let's tangle!

Beauty!

Let's go!

Blue, Blue, what a pup, oh how she loves the Stanley Cup!

Hockey man is what I am...

Let's go!

Listen, listen to what I say,

play that game the Canadian way!

Hockey man is what I am

Let's go!