The DiPietro-Johnson Fight, Set to Quotes from an Anonymous M. Night Shyamalan Film
by Bettman's Nightmare on Feb 3, 2011 8:01 AM EST
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PrintWhy? Because this was a bad idea by Rick DiPietro, deserving of both the one-punch knockout and the resulting mirth of his fellow humankind.
Okay, so I take a few liberties with the quotes...
DiPietro, to Johnson: "There were so many times I questioned myself..."
Johnson: (murmurs) "You [high-sticked] all those people..."
DiPietro: "But I found you. So many sacrifices..."
"...just to find you."
DiPietro: "[You have to understand,] I have something called Osteogenesis imperfecta. It's a genetic disorder. I don't make a particular protein very well and it makes my bones very low in density."
Johnson: "You could have been a tax accountant. You could have owned your own gym. You could have opened a chain of restaurants. You could have done ten thousand things, but in the end, you chose to [fight me and my strong pimp hand.] You made that decision, and I find that very, very interesting."
BIFF!
Johnson: "One of us has made a gross error, and wasted the other person's valuable time."
DiPietro: (whispers) "They called me Mr. Glass..."
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The man of glass:
http://islanders.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=551613&navid=DL|NYI|home
4-6 weeks… it’s a good thing the Islanders have Nabokov… oh wait.
@DigDeepNYR
"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Sir Winston Churchill
"It's just pain." -Brandon Prust | "In Prust we Trust."
For all those Islanders fans concerned that the season wasn’t shot already…
Seriously, though, it was a stupid move by DiPietro. And Brent Johnson is knuckle karma.
Does he call it Luongo underwear?
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Feb 4, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
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