It's April 1, 9:06 a.m., the day the Arctic Ice world was to end, and I'm posting a fanpost. Maybe they were kidding, just an April Fools joke.

Now I'm being told a fanpost has to be at least 50 words long and right now it's 32 words long, so I'm going to have to pad this out with 18 more words. That should do it.