(unfortunately there are no instrumental versions on YouTube, so a karaoke version will have to suffice if you wish to sing along)
"Sleeping on his Dock"
Summer came a calling and we all had hope
that some changes would be made,
Lots of bad contracts were expiring, there might've been a trade
Man, was I ready....
Halischuk, Ellerby, Pardy, Thor
were all gonna leave,
No way that any of them would return, we all wanted to believe
But now I'm ready.... To BoooooOoooooo!
Chevy wasted summer sleeping on his dock
Zinger's in the laundry room, scrubbing jocks
While Chipman counts his dough.
The Jets kept the band together, barely changed a thing
The other teams in #ConfereceIII are all laughing
Playoffs? How 'bout no?
Who're they trying to kid? They're closer to drafting Mc..Dav...Id...
Frolik was gonna sign a long-term deal
And some kids were gonna play,
There was a chance Pavelec would get bought out, it was totally the right play
I sure was ready....
Instead they retained nearly everyone from last year
'cept for Olli and for Gooch,
Perreault & Hutch had best be saviours, or else this season is pooched
So it's time to get ready.... To BoooooOoooooo!
(Repeat Chorus x3)
* Acknowledgement to The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band for providing the original song and lyrics
** S/T to @stace_ofbase of the Battle of Cali for the format inspiration from the excellent Trade Em for Nothing parody she made.