Why? Because this was a bad idea by Rick DiPietro, deserving of both the one-punch knockout and the resulting mirth of his fellow humankind.
Okay, so I take a few liberties with the quotes…
DiPietro, to Johnson: "There were so many times I questioned myself…"
Johnson: (murmurs) "You [high-sticked] all those people…"
DiPietro: "But I found you. So many sacrifices…"
"…just to find you."
DiPietro: "[You have to understand,] I have something called Osteogenesis imperfecta. It's a genetic disorder. I don't make a particular protein very well and it makes my bones very low in density."
Johnson: "You could have been a tax accountant. You could have owned your own gym. You could have opened a chain of restaurants. You could have done ten thousand things, but in the end, you chose to [fight me and my strong pimp hand.] You made that decision, and I find that very, very interesting."
BIFF!
Johnson: "One of us has made a gross error, and wasted the other person's valuable time."
DiPietro: (whispers) "They called me Mr. Glass…"
