Operation Kessel Shutdown; no offence to the guy, got to respect a fellow Wisconsinite, but he's wearing the wrong colours. For those interested in sweeping, exaggerated narratives, it's the prairie boys versus the city boys, where the good, hard-working hockey players cut from the common clay face the soulless, weak-willed boobs of the squeaky-clean Toronto streets. Don't step in our way, we are a team of destiny...now if only we can figure out what the destiny is.
Plus, a jet would fuckin' burn a leaf any day of the week.
Forwards
#16 Andrew Ladd -- #18 Bryan Little -- #26 Blake Wheeler
#8 Alexander Burmistrov -- #80 Nik Antropov -- #13 Kyle Wellwood
#9 Evander Kane -- #55 Mark Scheifele -- #25 Brett MacLean
#15 Tanner Glass -- #19 Jim Slater -- #22 Chris Thorburn
Defencemen
#39 Tobias Enstrom -- #33 Dustin Byfuglien
#5 Mark Stuart -- #4 Zach Bogosian
#29 Johnny Oduya -- #7 Derek Meech
Goaltender
#31 Ondrej Pavelec
Notes: No Hainsey tonight; upper-body boo-boo. No idea currently where Kaner goes, as the Burmi-Antro-Wellwood line did so well last game.
Leaves Fall This Time of Year
Forwards
#19 Joffrey Lupul -- #42 Tyler Bozak -- #81 Phil Kessel
#16 Clarke MacArthur -- #84 Mikhail Grabovski -- #41 Nikolai Kulemin
#39 Matt Frattin -- #15 Matthew Lombardi -- #9 Colby Armstrong
#18 Mike Brown -- #20 David Steckel -- #11 Philippe Dupuis
Defencemen
#3 Dion Phaneuf -- #36 Carl Gunnarsson
#2 Luke Schenn -- #24 John-Michael Liles
#8 Mike Komisarek -- #4 Cody Franson
Goaltender
#34 James Reimer
New Player Nickname: Little Bryan Man
What to Do if You're Going to the Game: Replace every noun that starts with a "d" by just saying "d" (example: for "dogs," "I could go for a couple of hot d's right now").
Prediction: James Reimer proves no match for the unstoppable Tim Stapleton. Jets 3 to 2.
No game thread tonight (at least not from me)...men's roller derby practice. I will be hip-checkin'.