Warning: Rated “I” for Immature.

• When experiencing a scoring slump, you’re likely to start gripping your stick a little tighter
• Being too defensive means you’ll rarely score – and if you do, it’ll likely be an ugly one.
• Euros with their long hair, flashy style and accents get all the attention.
• Backchecking may seem like fruitless hard work but it will pay off in the end.
• A quick wrister can be more effective than a long wind up for a big slapper.
• You can’t teach size.
• Playing too aggressive can get you thrown out of the game.
• Hanging around the “dirty areas” may mean you’ll be punished more, but you’ll get more chances to score.
• Scoring off the rebound still counts as scoring.
• Having a quick release can be a good thing.
• Getting a facewash is disgusting, especially after you’ve scored.
• If you can dangle, you’ll score more often than not.
• Two minutes in the box can feel like an eternity.
• Sometimes, no matter how hard you bang away at it, you’re still going to get stopped by the big pad.