Continuing with our series of The Games That Never Happened, today the Winnipeg Jets were to host the Chicago Blackhawks in their second regular season game. That won’t be happening — at least not according to schedule — so instead you’ll have to read our faux box score to see how the game played out.
Careful, it's faux!
With that, we now present The Games That Never Happened – Winnipeg vs. Chicago.
Enjoy!
CHICAGO BLACKHAKWS at WINNIPEG JETS
| # | PER | STR | TIME | EVENT | DESCRIPTION |
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SCORE |
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1 |
1 |
EV
|
20:00 |
PSTR |
FIRST PERIOD BEGINS. |
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WPG 0, CHI 0 |
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|
2 |
1 |
EV |
19:59 |
FACE |
WPG won Neu. Zone Face-Off – WPG #12 O.JOKINEN vs CHI #19 J.TOEWS |
|
WPG 0, CHI 0 |
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|
3 |
1 |
EV |
18:47 |
HIT |
WPG #5 M.STUART on CHI #88 P.KANE |
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WPG 0, CHI 0 |
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|
4 |
1 |
EV |
15:04 |
PEN |
CHI #2 D.KEITH, 5 MIN MAJOR, ELBOWING. SOMEWHERE THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT IS REEKING HAVOC ON DANIEL SEDIN’S BRAIN. |
|
WPG 0, CHI 0 |
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|
5 |
1 |
PP |
12:24 |
GOAL |
WPG #16 ANDREW LADD (1), SNAP SHOT 6 FT, FROM #26 WHEELER (2), #18 B.LITTLE (1). BLOWN DEFENSIVE COVERAGE BY JOHNNY ODUYA LEADS TO A FREE PIZZA FOR JETS FANS. |
|
WPG 1, CHI 0 |
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|
6 |
1 |
PP |
12:23 |
FACE |
WPG won Neu. Zone Face-Off – WPG #18 B.LITTLE vs CHI #36 D.BOLLAND |
|
WPG 1, CHI 0 |
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|
7 |
1 |
EV |
7:24 |
HIT |
CHI #4 SUPER NINTENDO HJALMARSSON on WPG #22 C. THORBURN. |
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WPG 1, CHI 0 |
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|
8 |
1 |
EV |
4:04 |
GOAL |
WPG #80 N. ANTROPOV, WRIST SHOT 11FT, FROM #39 ENSTROM (2), WELLWOOD (1) |
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WPG 2, CHI 0 |
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|
9 |
1 |
EV |
3:29 |
CHANT |
WINNIPEG JETS FANS CHANT “CRAW-FORD”, “CRAW-FORD”, CONTINUE TO BE THE MOST PESTERING FANS IN THE LEAGUE. |
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WPG 2, CHI 0 |
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|
10 |
1 |
EV |
0:00 |
END |
END OF FIRST PERIOD |
|
WPG 2, CHI 0 |
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|
11 |
2 |
EV |
|
GOAL |
WPG #13 K.WELLWOOD, WRIST SHOT 1FT, FROM #9 E.KANE (2), #12 O.JOKINEN (1). AFTER ALLOWING THREE GOALS ON NINE SHOTS, C.CRAWFORD IS PULLED FOR R.EMERY. THE CROWD ROARS. ONDREJ PAVELEC THANKS GOD HE ISN’T COREY CRAWFORD. |
|
WPG 3, CHI 0 |
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|
12 |
2 |
EV |
15:11 |
FIGHT |
WPG #22 C.THORBURN vs. CHI #30 R.EMERY. JOEL QUENNEVILLE STEWS, STROKING HIS MUSTACHE BEFORE RETURNING COREY CRAWFORD TO THE BLACKHAWKS CREASE. |
|
WPG 3, CHI 0 |
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|
13 |
2 |
EV |
11:42 |
PEN |
WPG #6f R.HAINSEY 2 MINS FOR BOARDING |
|
WPG 3, CHI 0 |
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|
14 |
2 |
PP |
9:59 |
GOAL |
CHI #8 N.LEDDY (1), ONE-TIMER 18 FT, FROM #19 J.TOEWS (3), #88 P.KANE (1) BLACKHAWKS FANS REJOICE AND LAUGH ABOUT THE TIME DALE TALLON TRADED CAM BARKER FOR NICK LEDDY. |
|
WPG3, CHI 1 |
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|
15 |
2 |
EV |
6:14 |
SHOT |
WPG #9 E.KANE on CHI #50 C.CRAWFORD, PUCK FROZEN, TV TIMEOUT |
|
WPG 3, CHI 1 |
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|
16 |
2 |
EV |
1:04 |
PEN |
WPG #23 A.PONIKAROVSKY, 2MIN SLASHING |
|
WPG 3, CHI 1 |
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|
17 |
2 |
PP |
0:20 |
SNES |
CHI #4 SUPER NINTENDO HJALMARSSON ASKS REFEREES TO PAUSE GAME, ALLOWING HIM TO PLAY SOME DONKEY KONG COUNTRY. |
|
WPG 3, CHI 1 |
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|
18 |
2 |
PP |
0:00 |
END |
END OF SECOND PERIOD |
|
WPG 3, CHI 1 |
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|
19 |
3 |
EV |
16:35 |
FACE |
CHI won Def. Zone Faceoff, #19 J.TOEWS vs #80 N.ANTROPOV |
|
WPG 3, CHI 1 |
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|
20 |
3 |
EV |
8:53 |
GOAL |
CHI #88 P.KANE (2) SNAP SHOT 5FT, FROM P. SHARP (2). P.KANE SCORES A MAGNIFICENT GOAL HIGH BLOCKER ON WPG #31 O.PAVELEC. HE PROCEEDS TO TAKE A SWIG OF PAVELEC’S VODKA FILLED WATER BOTTLE, TAKING OFF HIS JERSEY AND SHOULDER PADS IN THE PROCESS TO EXPOSE HIS BARE CHEST. THE PARTY IS ON. PAVELEC ISN’T PLEASED. J.TOEWS DOES NOT EMOTE. |
|
WPG 3, CHI 2 |
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|
21 |
3 |
EV
|
6:08 |
PEN |
CHI #36 D.BOLLAND, 2MIN CROSS-CHECKING |
|
WPG 3, CHI 2 | ||
|
22 |
3 |
PK |
4:03 |
SHOT |
CHI #25 V.STALBERG ON #31 O.PAVELEC, PUCK FROZEN. |
|
WPG 3, CHI 2 |
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|
23 |
3 |
EV |
2:03 |
DRINK |
CHI #88 P.KANE ROBBED BY THE GLOVE OF ONDREJ PAVELEC ON A BREAKAWAY. CROWD GOES WILD. PAVELEC TAKES A LARGE SHOT OF VODKA TO DISPLAY DOMINANCE OVER KANE. |
|
WPG 3, CHI 2 |
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|
24 |
2 |
EV |
0:41 |
EN |
CHI #50 C.CRAWFORD PULLED FOR EXTRA ATTACKER |
|
WPG 3, CHI 2 |
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|
25 |
3 |
EN |
0:13 |
GOAL |
WPG #9 E.KANE (2), WRIST SHOT 24FT, FROM #39 T.ENSTROM (3) |
|
WPG 4, CHI 2 |
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|
26 |
3 |
EV
|
0:00 |
END |
GAME OVER. FANS ERUPT IN CHANTS OF “GO JETS GO!” THE TEAM CONVENES AT CENTRE ICE FOR THEIR CUSTOMARY SALUTE TO FANS. |
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WPG 4, CHI 2 |
Three Stars:
1. KYLE WELLWOOD (WPG) – 1G, 1A, GWG
2. TOBIAS ENSTROM (WPG) – 2A
3. PATRICK KANE (CHI) – 1G, 1A
