An interesting idea that could only gain steam because of a random tweet, then retweets, then a 140-character discussion of dick jokes…
Basically, Dirk Hoag (from the great Preds blog On the Forecheck) was looking back at his site's search history to see what bizarre/funny search words and phrases had been used to visit OTF. Then Ellen (from the equally great Theory of Ice) noted she had a number of visits every week involving porn search terms, which reminded me of this…you get the idea. So I wanted to take a look at some other, let us say, interesting search words and phrases over the last month or so. I had hardly scratched the surface when I turned up the first:
what does a broadsword look like
Wha? More after the jump…
the way of the incepting
Secret of the pros: I set an Igor Ulanov autographed card on edge to see if I'm dreaming.
phil kessel asshole
Dude, the guy hardly talks.
muppets show clinic
I can't…yup, nope I can't even remotely figure this one out.
lisa turtle hot
I believe this one's my "fault," because yes Lisa Turtle was/is hot (SFW). There's actually like 3 separate Lisa Turtle search phrases haha.
douglas murray, shark, hot!
Yeah, because we all used to write for Tiger Beat.
clavicle nightmare
New band name?
balderis
I am so proud to get people thinking about Helmut Balderis again. Ages like a fine wine.
are european hockey players odd
I don't think you have to narrow it down to just hockey players, but yes.
1940s mountie
The Golden Decade for mounties. From that point forward, they'd accept any riff-raff that could fill out the application.
hockey's tim thompson
Tim Thomas, you know you’ve reached hockey immortality when Americans are getting phonetically close to remembering who you are:
