Well, first of all, I used to be a Pisces, which would lead you to believe that I liked swimming side-by-side with my doppelganger. Astrologers realized they had to shift the zodiac when they found I don't care for swimming too much, I like fishing and fish fry, and if I saw someone that looked like me I'd probably turn him in to the proper authorities. Now I'm an Aquarius, which apparently makes me contemporary and hip.
I love dogs and really short walks on the beach, and I distrust Yanni. I wore my fair share of neon and L.A. Gear in the 90s, but have had a falling out with turquoise. I leave the rest to my bio and my eHarmony profile, username "TurboT*ts".
That description was about 98% accurate, but in all seriousness I'm rarely serious (something our regulars can probably vouch for). I was serious recently when putting together the "Who We Be, Winnipeg HC?" series, which looks at each of the player positions organization-wide and suggests how we might address them through the draft, free agency, or trades. If you haven't read them yet, you should have a look (it's best to start from the top):
You'll notice there are two left, on defencemen and goaltenders. They'll both be coming out in the next couple of days.
Oh yeah, and my grandpa contributes occasionally. I use the term "contribute" loosely.